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Paris cooks

Postby Pepper Pig » January 20th, 2020, 5:42 pm

I’ve posted this elsewhere but as I seem to be having a sense of humour failure I’ll post it here also and hope it signals redemption.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... mic-genius

The You Tube clip.

https://youtu.be/ayImIgdgLEI

Poor dog.
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby earthmaiden » January 20th, 2020, 10:26 pm

As you know, PP. I saw the post elsewhere. The Guardian article was spot on I thought. I think it is important that we know that this kind of thing is being put out and influencing whole swathes of people. It reminded me of Mr Trump for some reason.

It is funny but I'm not sure it's meant to be :?. Excruciating is the word I think I used :lol:.
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby northleedsbhoy » January 20th, 2020, 11:47 pm

That was sooooo bad it was good :lol: :lol: :lol:. Loved the way she used the wrong side of the grater first of all. Then the implements to break up the mince had me in tears. Its sad I know but I might actually subscribe for a weekly dose of laughter :lol: :lol:. Who knows, there may even be a cookbook of the series.....Christmas present anyone :lol: :lol:.

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Re: Paris cooks

Postby karadekoolaid » January 21st, 2020, 11:33 pm

Perhaps we could promote a "Paris Cooks in Hell´s Kitchen"
I´m sure Ramsay would find a way to remove the dog....
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby cyprusmoira » January 22nd, 2020, 8:20 am

I kept waiting for her hair to catch fire
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby Pepper Pig » January 22nd, 2020, 8:24 am

Thanks to Suelle for posting this elsewhere. Someone tried the recipe. :lol:

https://www.goodfood.com.au/recipes/new ... 121-h1l7qs
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby Gruney » January 22nd, 2020, 8:35 am

I know I can be pretty thick, but I take it this video is a spoof?
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby miss mouse » January 22nd, 2020, 9:03 am

From Suelle/PP's link

"Good Food Magazine recipe writer Alison Roman had a few things to say about the video on Instagram last week and made this very valid point:

"If anyone so much as pipes up and says I should be nice and not make fun of this you are being PLAYED. Paris is the queen of this sort of ruse and this is her new frontier.""
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby earthmaiden » January 22nd, 2020, 9:18 am

Gruney wrote:I know I can be pretty thick, but I take it this video is a spoof?


That's the trouble, one can't be sure!
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby suffolk » January 22nd, 2020, 12:40 pm

earthmaiden wrote:
Gruney wrote:I know I can be pretty thick, but I take it this video is a spoof?


That's the trouble, one can't be sure!


I can :lol: :tu:
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby Gruney » January 22nd, 2020, 2:13 pm

suffolk wrote:I can


You mean that I'm thick? :lol:
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby suffolk » January 22nd, 2020, 2:26 pm

No :hug: just that I have superior perspicacity :tutu:

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Re: Paris cooks

Postby wargarden » January 22nd, 2020, 2:52 pm

Not to body shame but Paris looks like she never
ate a lasagna in her life.
to quote an unnamed eater " never trust a skinny chef. "
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby suffolk » January 22nd, 2020, 3:26 pm

wargarden wrote: ........" never trust a skinny chef. "


A line I quote frequently :lol: :oops:
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby earthmaiden » January 22nd, 2020, 3:31 pm

I knew I liked you Wargarden :chef: :lol:.

The only thing that really worries me about all this is that it would have been so oversalted that no-one could have eaten it. I hope I am wrong as there is never any excuse to muck about with good food and to have to throw it away.
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby Seatallan » January 22nd, 2020, 5:31 pm

wargarden wrote:Not to body shame but Paris looks like she never
ate a lasagna in her life.
to quote an unnamed eater " never trust a skinny chef. "


:D :tu: I'm with you on that one wargarden!!
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby aero280 » January 22nd, 2020, 9:26 pm

I used to be able to cook, but I've lost weight... :o
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby miss mouse » January 22nd, 2020, 9:43 pm

Some people are naturally skinny however much they eat, not me alas. Small and dumpy and mousie looking as my name implies. Come the famine we dumpily built people will survive best I think.
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby suffolk » January 22nd, 2020, 10:36 pm

Either that Miss Mouse, or the skinny ones will eat us ... :shock: :terrified:
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby miss mouse » January 22nd, 2020, 10:48 pm

That is my fear Suffs, the skinny ones eat all day...very inefficient famine survivors I think. I suppose we fatties need to learn to waddle faster...
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby suffolk » January 22nd, 2020, 10:59 pm

I hope they look after their teeth ... I fear I’m getting quite tough :rolleyes:
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Re: Paris cooks

Postby wargarden » January 23rd, 2020, 4:42 am

that reminds me of quote about meat eaters and vegetarians:
the meat eaters are afraid vegetarians will convert them
and the vegetarians are afraid the meat eater will eat them.
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