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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 26th, 2017, 6:15 pm

Shula never could keep her mouth shut :rolleyes:

and does anyone really believe Matt's leaving .............. :twisted:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 27th, 2017, 11:54 am

The Twitterati are laying odds on Matt being murdered at the Hunt Ball. :tu: :tu:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 27th, 2017, 12:03 pm

Will Shula drown him in the Vodka thingy? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » October 27th, 2017, 12:42 pm

Or perhaps fix the bucking bronco controls?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 27th, 2017, 1:40 pm

Catapult him off the bucking bronco into the vodka flume, with him hitting his head on something hard on the way down ......

:idea: perhaps Chris the blacksmith could be persuaded to load his anvil and some horseshoes for an appropriate 'display' ;)
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Re: Prog-nostications

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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 29th, 2017, 3:51 pm

:D :tu: I think we'll need a stiff G&T to hand this evening :cocktail:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 29th, 2017, 7:18 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :hi5: ;)

But who was driving? Could it have been Adam?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 29th, 2017, 7:29 pm

I do hope not. :(
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » October 29th, 2017, 7:39 pm

where were freddie and nollie? they may have gone joy riding in a magic mushroom haze.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 30th, 2017, 8:03 am

Tom's in the mix too. My guess is it will prove to be a hired assassin (by Hugo Melling or Latif Wasisname). The Archers Tweeters are pointing out that the driver of the car that killed Mark Hebden was never found so maybe he/she has come back for more! :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » October 30th, 2017, 9:30 am

Adam had left the ball for home and Justin was missing.

PP the Tweeters are wrong I think. Mark was killled when he crashed his car while swerving to avoid Carolines horse.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 30th, 2017, 9:51 am

Ratatouille wrote:PP the Tweeters are wrong I think. Mark was killled when he crashed his car while swerving to avoid Carolines horse.


Which had been spooked by a dangerous driver . . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thearchers/e ... 9f488f0724
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 30th, 2017, 10:13 am

In a parallel Ambridge Shula's ex groom has been lusting after Matt who cosied up to her in order to get her to badmouth the stables and vet practice and was expecting to be whisked off to Costa Rica.

Matt had obtained the +1 ticket to The Ball to enable said groom to spread yet more muck.

However when he didn't turn up and she realised that she didn't figure in his future plans she used Shula's spare car keys (which she'd pocketed when she worked at the stables ... you never know when a spare set of car keys will come in handy) and took Shula's car to race to The Bull to have it out with Matt ................................ :o :shock:

What do you think? Don't think it's any more far-fetched than Nigel's demise, is it? ;)
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 30th, 2017, 11:56 am

Nothing is more far-fetched than Nigel's demise! :lol: :lol:

I think you may have a point about the girl being involved though . . . :P :P
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 30th, 2017, 12:15 pm

And then of course ........... we know who else hates the Archer family don't we ................. he may have moved away but ........... :scared:

I suppose it's too much to hope for that Rob was driving past The Bull on his way to abduct Gideon again and ...... wiped both baddies out in one fell swoop and then everyone can live happily ever after :lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » October 30th, 2017, 2:03 pm

wouldn't that be satisfying‽ but a) we wouldn't be that lucky
b) not a storyline that could have a more involved and elongated timeline.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 30th, 2017, 2:13 pm

scullion wrote:not a storyline that could have a more involved and elongated timeline.


No? ............ not a long drawn out horror over the years as we listen to Jack transmogrify into the Gideon that Rob wanted him to be as he inherits his father's personality traits ......... :scared:

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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » October 30th, 2017, 2:42 pm

I think some of us might be pushing up the daisies by then . . . :oops:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » October 30th, 2017, 3:02 pm

I don't know ..I think there's some mileage in a malevolant five year old Gideon Titchener :scared:

think of all that Nature -v- Nurture stuff they could work into the storyline ...
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » October 30th, 2017, 4:54 pm

suffolk wrote:No? ............ not a long drawn out horror over the years as we listen to Jack transmogrify into the Gideon that Rob wanted him to be as he inherits his father's personality traits .........


i think that one's on the cards anyway, along with the latent psychological problems that henry's going to encounter. i just don't think there's much ongoing story value in having rob run over (the) mat, unless the obvious ones are accused when the hit and runner isn't found straight away - but i think they may have had enough police involvement/significant crime in the village for the moment.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 2nd, 2017, 7:13 pm

What's in that suitcase? Is Matt gun running or bullion smuggling? :?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » November 2nd, 2017, 7:52 pm

You got there first again Suffs !Mr r said it might be a race horse, but he's just silly :lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » November 3rd, 2017, 5:45 am

Whatever it is it would have to get through the airport scanners! :o :o
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 3rd, 2017, 7:19 am

Hmm he's probably got someone working on the inside who'd be able to circumvent that ... :rolleyes:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » November 3rd, 2017, 8:17 am

Ah yes. The girl who worked at the stables now works at Birmingham airport . .. . . :o
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 3rd, 2017, 9:32 am

:hi5: Of course ... well sleuthed PP :tu:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » November 3rd, 2017, 9:42 am

Anyone else pick up on the fact that Brian’s car is in for repair? Maybe some bodywork damage? :shock:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 3rd, 2017, 9:55 am

Yes ... I think there are several red herrings being liberally scattered about ......... and of course he has form re speeding through the village .... I think if Justin had done it he'd have made a proper job of it ;)
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » November 3rd, 2017, 11:23 am

suffolk wrote:What's in that suitcase? Is Matt gun running or bullion smuggling?

racehorse semen‽‽‽

Ratatouille wrote:Mr r said it might be a race horse, but he's just silly


where was matt when shergar went missing?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » November 3rd, 2017, 3:19 pm

suffolk wrote:What's in that suitcase? Is Matt gun running or bullion smuggling? :?


Someone on Twitter has rather unkindly suggested Christine’s scones. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 6th, 2017, 7:17 pm

Lilian is trying my patience ... let the ba$tard stew in his own unpleasant juice for heaven's sake :rolleyes:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » November 6th, 2017, 7:35 pm

Us too but Mr R wondered if Lilian might just have a clue - I think he's being silly again :lol: :lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 6th, 2017, 7:39 pm

I think Latif is after him ........... he's been scamming them :rolleyes:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » November 7th, 2017, 1:13 am

that was my thought, too. he's cleared the horse buying accounts (like he did to lilian's) and it's all in untraceable notes or gold in those heavy cases.
there's a good chance of dvt or some-such if he gets on that plane - hopefully.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 7th, 2017, 7:25 pm

Two and two are being put together ...
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » November 7th, 2017, 7:41 pm

But let's hope we are not making 5.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » November 7th, 2017, 8:35 pm

no, it'll be three - mat would have pocketed the other one.
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 7th, 2017, 9:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: Prog-nostications

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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 9th, 2017, 7:15 pm

So James has his uses ........ :rolleyes:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » November 9th, 2017, 7:21 pm

suffolk wrote:So James has his uses ........ :rolleyes:


Doesn't he just. As Mr R said Lilian is not as dizzy as she seems
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 12th, 2017, 7:18 pm

I wouldn't have given him that chance :twisted:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Pepper Pig » November 12th, 2017, 7:24 pm

Has she looked in the suitcase yet?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 13th, 2017, 10:24 am

There's no way I'd let him take it with him ............... maybe he can't get a taxi .... then Eddie Grundy could offer to run him to the airport and somehow leave the suitcase in the boot of the car .................. ;) :shock: :tu:

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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby Ratatouille » November 13th, 2017, 1:11 pm

He could have got Rex - but he, apparently, is still in Scotland. Incidentally is everyone entitled to that amount of time off work because of a bereavement? I know she's a partner but.......
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 13th, 2017, 1:18 pm

I think Alistair's a bit soft ... and I suppose that as she's a partner part of the decision is hers ... Personally I wouldn't have entered into a business partnership with such an unknown quantity :scared:
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby scullion » November 13th, 2017, 3:21 pm

if it was that easy for lilian to find out about matt's company why couldn't/wouldn't the investors (before investing)?
maybe one of the scammed investors did and had hired someone to tail and take out matt - latif hussain?
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Re: Prog-nostications

Postby suffolk » November 13th, 2017, 4:18 pm

That's my thought
suffolk wrote:I think Latif is after him ........... he's been scamming them :rolleyes:
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Re: Prog-nostications

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