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Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: July 23rd, 2017, 9:57 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: July 24th, 2017, 9:28 am
by Ratatouille
Thanks as always PP.

I hope all fans are lsitening to paddy Green (Jill) on Woman's hour all this week.

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: July 24th, 2017, 2:10 pm
by PatsyMFagan
Yup ;) :tu:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: July 26th, 2017, 5:50 pm
by Pepper Pig
Just in case you need a guided missile here's Jill's flapjack recipe. :lol: :o

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/article ... _and_music

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: July 26th, 2017, 5:57 pm
by suffolk
She needs to watch herself ... they'll be saying she's showing signs of dementia before long ..... ;)

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 3rd, 2017, 5:23 pm
by Pepper Pig
Only available on FB this week so I've C&P'd it.

The Ambridge Observer
8 hrs ·
Something a bit different this week. Normal service resumes on Sunday!
Ambridge Life: July 2017
Call the cops: Jill’s halo slips at last
When Jill Archer says there is more to life than fresh coffee and lemon drizzle, you know the Ambridge universe has shifted darkly on its axis.
And sure enough, after 60 blameless – some would say irritatingly saintly – years in Ambridge, the matriarch of Brookfield found herself detained at PC Harrison Burns’s pleasure, arrested for common assault with a flapjack.
The victim, a foghorn-voiced celebrity chef, claimed the missile, thrown by Jill during a protest against food waste, nearly had her eye out. This came as a huge shock to the Archer family, who had thought that Aunty Christine Barford’s scones were the only dangerous baked goods in the village.
But Jill’s brush with the law was a trifle (or, as fellow food militant Kirsty Miller might put it, an over-priced amuse-bouche), compared to the sad business of Oliver Sterling’s return from Italy, clutching a rucksack containing the ashes of his beloved wife Caroline.
At her hastily arranged memorial ceremony we learned that Peggy Woolley, whose late husband Jack took Caroline on as manager of Grey Gables Country Club, at first thoroughly disapproved of her. No surprise there: disapproval is Peggy’s default mode. And Shula revealed that she and Caroline had once deprived the whole of Grey Gables of hot water by diverting the supply to the outdoor pool for a glorious swim. What japes!
Poor Oliver, stricken by the sudden loss of his soulmate, held it together admirably, apart from an outburst of grief-fuelled rage at the Grundys’ casual neglect of Caroline’s beloved Grange Farm. Clarrie Grundy, who has had a lifetime of clearing up after her menfolk, wrote her landlord a heartfelt letter of apology and spent days shifting pigs, ferrets and rusty machinery to host the ceremony in the garden Caroline had planted.
All was forgiven, but once the formalities were over, Oliver sank into rudderless despair, nursing coffees (or ‘cappuccini’ as Lynda Snell would say) in the Bridge Farm tea room. Emma Grundy, showing uncharacteristic empathy, persuaded husband Ed to take Oliver out for a walk. Ed, who had mended Caroline’s favourite jug ‘just like she mended me, so you can’t hardly see the damage’, told Oliver there was plenty of time to decide where to live or where to inter Caroline’s ashes.
‘When did you get so wise, Ed?’ Oliver wondered – a question that no male Grundy has ever been asked before.
If Oliver does feel like house-hunting, he could do worse than Woodbine Cottage, which Christine Barford is selling to make her permanent home with Peggy Woolley, a prospect that delights Christine (Peggy, not so much).
Christine’s cottage is worth a pretty penny, a fact that did not escape Matt Crawford, who flattered her into attending a posh presentation for his bloodstock business. Despite Justin Elliott’s best efforts, Matt is still hanging around his fiancée Lilian like a whiff of stale cigar smoke – and worryingly, Lilian seems to feel sorry for her ex-con, expat ex.
Meanwhile, Woodbine’s current tenants, Fallon Rogers and PC Harrison Burns, are buying a home of their own. It turns out Harrison has a secret stash of savings, enabling their improbable first step onto the housing ladder. Perhaps he collected a bounty on Jill Archer’s head.

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 3rd, 2017, 5:55 pm
by suffolk
:lol: Thanks Pp

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 7th, 2017, 7:08 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 13th, 2017, 9:55 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 17th, 2017, 10:51 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 8:06 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 1:14 pm
by suffolk
:D

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 2:01 pm
by Ratatouille
Lily is becoming a bit of a pain in the you know what, isn't she?

I didn't know that Justin is married to Lilian in real life until yesterday - very remiss of me!

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 2:09 pm
by Pepper Pig
He's not. He's married to Miranda in real life Rats!

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 2:20 pm
by Ratatouille
Shows how much attention I was paying thn doesn't it :oops:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 20th, 2017, 4:10 pm
by PatsyMFagan
Phew, thought I had misunderstood something there for a moment ;)

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: August 27th, 2017, 9:38 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 3rd, 2017, 3:09 pm
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 3rd, 2017, 6:47 pm
by PatsyMFagan
:scared: :terrified: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 4th, 2017, 2:44 pm
by Pepper Pig
I'm not sure you will be able to see this as some of the FT stuff is hidden behind a Paywall but it's just been tweeted. Very good financial advice I thought.

https://www.ft.com/content/88bc2f52-8ca ... newsletter

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 10th, 2017, 4:19 pm
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 13th, 2017, 7:04 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 13th, 2017, 8:45 am
by suffolk
Well, that's me up to date after my holiday :lol:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 13th, 2017, 12:12 pm
by Ratatouille
Jennifer has been out Jenniferring herself recently hasn't she? My money is still on the return of Lexy to work at Grey Gables.

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 13th, 2017, 12:23 pm
by suffolk
Ratatouille wrote:My money is still on the return of Lexy to work at Grey Gables.
:tu:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 17th, 2017, 11:43 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: September 26th, 2017, 6:23 pm
by Ratatouille
:hi5: :hi5: :hi5: :hi5:
Mr R will vouch for the fact that I flagged this up about 2 weeks ago.
Tonight he said "You bl****y wll really do write the scripts don't you?

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 5th, 2017, 1:44 pm
by Pepper Pig
I have such a crush on Simon Williams. :oops: :lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filt ... ownstairs/

Loving the Kate/Nolly/Alice bits this week. :D :D :D

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 8th, 2017, 2:20 pm
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 8th, 2017, 2:37 pm
by Ratatouille
They are looking for a new editoraren't they? who is going to apply?

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 11th, 2017, 9:42 am
by Pepper Pig

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 11th, 2017, 11:34 am
by suffolk
:lol: :tu:

Re: Prog-nostications

PostPosted: October 15th, 2017, 9:48 am
by Pepper Pig