THE DAILY YOKE

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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby TeresaFoodie » November 10th, 2017, 10:44 am

slimpersoninside wrote:?????????


My thoughts exactly. Glad I'm not alone..... :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby TeresaFoodie » November 10th, 2017, 10:46 am

Purps - love it! :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby scullion » November 10th, 2017, 11:47 am

TeresaFoodie wrote:
slimpersoninside wrote:?????????


My thoughts exactly. Glad I'm not alone..... :lol:


look at the numberplate and drag through your mythology memory or google the name.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Zosherooney » November 10th, 2017, 2:05 pm

Nice one Purps :tu: I did watch the Trump programme last night, sad to say there is another one next week.....

Don't get the other one.... :?
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » November 10th, 2017, 2:07 pm

Zosherooney wrote:Don't get the other one....


Perhaps you should be bolder.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby TeresaFoodie » November 10th, 2017, 3:26 pm

scullion wrote:
TeresaFoodie wrote:
slimpersoninside wrote:?????????


My thoughts exactly. Glad I'm not alone..... :lol:


look at the numberplate and drag through your mythology memory or google the name.


Ah, Sysiphus. I get it! :lol: Clever!
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Zosherooney » November 10th, 2017, 4:52 pm

I did Google that but it was not obvious on first reading......Thanks Gruney! ;) ;)
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Luca » November 12th, 2017, 10:29 am

:lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » November 12th, 2017, 10:54 am

Just a bit of rock and roll.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » November 12th, 2017, 2:45 pm

:lol: :tu:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » November 12th, 2017, 5:29 pm

Phew. :D
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby aero280 » November 15th, 2017, 10:04 pm

A shameless pinch from elsewhere...

As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going mad.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the man….“Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty pounds per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, £150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is £23,400.00. A bartender cured me for £10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car.”
“Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » November 16th, 2017, 7:40 am

:tu: :tu: :tu:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Luca » November 16th, 2017, 8:41 am

:lol: Love it Will!
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby icelesley » November 16th, 2017, 8:48 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Zosherooney » November 18th, 2017, 8:19 pm

Not actually a joke but heard by Mr. Z. on room 101...... did you know that Angel Delight is made out of dead angels.....
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » November 19th, 2017, 11:00 am

Then there was the lad who was so fed up with being awkward, declared - "I'd give my right arm not to be left handed."
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