THE DAILY YOKE

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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Grasshopper » August 13th, 2019, 9:07 pm

Like that one, Gruney!!!!
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » August 14th, 2019, 4:45 am

Its the way you tell ‘em ... :lol: ;)
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » August 14th, 2019, 4:21 pm

Two elderly ladies paying their last respects to the husband of one of them.

The widow says - "Such a shame - he died because he wouldn't tell anyone his blood group. But he was brave until the end - I'll always remember his last words of encouragement to me - be positive".
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Oat » August 14th, 2019, 4:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Grasshopper » August 14th, 2019, 7:30 pm

:lol: *groans* :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » August 15th, 2019, 2:12 pm

Oh dear oh dear oh dear :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby earthmaiden » August 15th, 2019, 2:22 pm

:? :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby TeresaFoodie » August 15th, 2019, 9:22 pm

:lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » August 30th, 2019, 4:58 pm

Not really a joke ... but Chatterbox didn’t feel the right place for a sort of amusing foodie news item today

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 1.html?amp
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby earthmaiden » August 30th, 2019, 5:53 pm

Funny - but what the dickens was flour to be used to feed the public doing being transported like that? :?
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Gruney » September 4th, 2019, 2:18 pm

Caesar manages to get a couple of tickets for the final - for himself and Brutus.

He arrives well before the start, and is enjoying the match, but no Brutus.

Eventually, Brutus turns up. "Sorry I'm late, Caesar - there was a traffic accident - chariots all over the place. What's the score?"

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Eight - two Brute.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby suffolk » September 4th, 2019, 2:26 pm

:rolleyes: :lol:
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