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THE DAILY YOKE
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » March 17th, 2020, 10:00 pm
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by Gruney » March 19th, 2020, 1:13 pm
Government advice is to sneeze into your elbow, if you don't have any toilet tissue handy. Just goes to show the Government don't know their arxe from their elbow.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » March 19th, 2020, 1:52 pm
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by hickybank » March 19th, 2020, 3:41 pm
Run out of paper so reduced to wiping my bum on Lettuce leaves & this is only the tip of the Iceberg.
Common sense is not so common
A brain is as strong as it's weakest think
A brain is as strong as it's weakest think
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » March 23rd, 2020, 7:48 am
A chap goes to see his GP, concerned because he thinks he’s a moth.
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The GP explains that is not something he can really help with but he will make the man an appointment with his colleague who is a psychiatrist.
”No need; I’ve already got an appointment to see him.”
”Well why did you come into my room?”
”Your light was on.”
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The GP explains that is not something he can really help with but he will make the man an appointment with his colleague who is a psychiatrist.
”No need; I’ve already got an appointment to see him.”
”Well why did you come into my room?”
”Your light was on.”
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by hickybank » March 23rd, 2020, 8:02 am
Common sense is not so common
A brain is as strong as it's weakest think
A brain is as strong as it's weakest think
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » March 23rd, 2020, 1:46 pm
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by scullion » March 23rd, 2020, 2:38 pm
brilliant!
the next video on (on you tube) shows the idiocy of some people - bondi may be closed but the people on the promenade and the grassy bank behind still have plenty of people on them
the next video on (on you tube) shows the idiocy of some people - bondi may be closed but the people on the promenade and the grassy bank behind still have plenty of people on them
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