Two priests are chatting and decided to go abroad on holiday.
They go to Spain. The first thing they did was get some summer clothes and then hit the beach. They have been sitting in their deckchairs for about an hour when a stunning topless blonde strolls along. Even though they are men of the cloth they cant help but stare at such a beautiful woman. As she passes she looks over and says, "Hello father, Hello father".
The priests are shocked by this. They look at each other and question how she knew they were priests. One said to the other, "Maybe we're not in casual enough clothes."
So on the way back to the hotel they get some crazy summer shorts and shirts. The next day on the beach the same gorgeous topless blonde comes along and again says, "Morning father, Morning father." At this point one of the priests gets up, catches up to the woman and says, "Excuse me my dear, how did you know we were both priests?"
She looks at him surprised and says...
"Father it's me, Sister Monica". Nuns go on holiday too!!"