THE DAILY YOKE

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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Grasshopper » April 9th, 2017, 6:48 pm

Gruney wrote:It's a bxxger getting old.

Last week, I went to a lap dancing club.

The dancer came over to me, and whispered in my ear - "I can offer you super sex".

I said - "Oh lovely - I'll go for the soup, please."


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Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door

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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby dennispc » April 16th, 2017, 11:30 am

The Easter Bunny went into a cafe, ordered a cheese toastie, a ham toastie and a tuna toastie.

Ate the lot and dropped dead.

In heaven she was asked what killed her, she replied

“mixin'ma toasties.”
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby dennispc » April 16th, 2017, 11:40 am

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

Surprise, surprise it was an Apple,

but with extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Zosherooney » April 16th, 2017, 12:54 pm

Dennis ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby dennispc » April 19th, 2017, 8:15 am

Zosherooney wrote:Dennis ! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Why thank you Zosherooney, the first one came from OH's FB page - family only - and someone replied

'That's a rare bit of humour'

Someone else added, 'No no no, the Easter Bunny can't die on Easter Day.'
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE

Postby Zosherooney » April 19th, 2017, 10:03 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: I missed the first one........Hilarious......... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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