THE DAILY YOKE

[Grasshopper]

Grasshopper

[Gruney]

In my defence, the joke was told to me by a woman, and I road tested it on three women before posting. All three thought it extremely funny.

I'm clearly on the wrong board.

[suffolk]

Or possibly you need to get to know a wider selection of women ....

[Gruney]

It doesn't matter any more, Suffs.

[suffolk]

Come on Gruney It’s not the worst joke in the world but I’d have expected it to come from Bernard Manning rather than you ... you’re a nice thoughtful chap ... but then we all see things in different contexts and with different experiences. We can still be friends.

[Grasshopper]

Suffs is right, Gruney. Come on - lighten up.

Have a few

Grasshopper

[suffolk]

It’s ok Gruneys been in touch he’s just taking a break ... hopefully we’ll hear from him again soon.

[Rainbow]

That's good to hear, Suffs. Hope he does come back as I always enjoy reading Gruney's posts.
Hope you heard/saw that, Gruney

[Gruney]

Good heavens - thank you, Rainbow.

[suffolk]

[Rainbow]

Glad you popped in again, Gruney :
You shouldn't sound so surprised by my comment - I really meant it

[Zosherooney]

Miss you Gruney....... XX

[slimpersoninside]

Don't be a stranger Gruney!!!

[earthmaiden]

I think that this really shows the speed with which changes to attitudes in our society have happened, even if for good reason. Sometimes I just feel old and confused as society moves forward ... hugs Gruney

[suffolk]

Not really a joke ... but this has made the two of us laugh so much today, loving and knowing labradors as we do ...................

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/labrador-ea ... -1-5762937 ................ bless him

[dennispc]

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's £30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put £20,000 into the envelope because I needed £10,000 to repair the roof of the church."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put £10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the paediatrics ward at the hospital, which cost £20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a cheque for the full £30,000."

[aero280]

It's still more than two months to Pancake Day, yet some shops are already selling flour and eggs!!

[Grasshopper]

It's still more than two months to Pancake Day, yet some shops are already selling flour and eggs!!

Gruney! -


Grasshopper

[Gruney]

East Anglia is an anagram of against ale.

[aero280]

There must be more like that. It would be fun to find out.

[scullion]

'at a gin sale', 'least again' and 'stale again'.

[Zosherooney]

Gruney

[Meganthemog]

Man walks into a library ' Do you have any books on turtles?'
Hardback?
'Yes and small head'

[TeresaFoodie]