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THE DAILY YOKE
Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by Grasshopper » August 13th, 2019, 9:07 pm
Like that one, Gruney!!!!
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Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door
And Summer dries the straw
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » August 14th, 2019, 4:45 am
Its the way you tell ‘em ... 
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by Gruney » August 14th, 2019, 4:21 pm
Two elderly ladies paying their last respects to the husband of one of them.
The widow says - "Such a shame - he died because he wouldn't tell anyone his blood group. But he was brave until the end - I'll always remember his last words of encouragement to me - be positive".
The widow says - "Such a shame - he died because he wouldn't tell anyone his blood group. But he was brave until the end - I'll always remember his last words of encouragement to me - be positive".
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by Grasshopper » August 14th, 2019, 7:30 pm
*groans* Grasshopper
Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door
And Summer dries the straw
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » August 15th, 2019, 2:12 pm
Oh dear oh dear oh dear 
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » August 30th, 2019, 4:58 pm
Not really a joke ... but Chatterbox didn’t feel the right place for a sort of amusing foodie news item today
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 1.html?amp
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 1.html?amp
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by earthmaiden » August 30th, 2019, 5:53 pm
Funny - but what the dickens was flour to be used to feed the public doing being transported like that? 
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by Gruney » September 4th, 2019, 2:18 pm
Caesar manages to get a couple of tickets for the final - for himself and Brutus.
He arrives well before the start, and is enjoying the match, but no Brutus.
Eventually, Brutus turns up. "Sorry I'm late, Caesar - there was a traffic accident - chariots all over the place. What's the score?"
Caesar replied
Eight - two Brute.
He arrives well before the start, and is enjoying the match, but no Brutus.
Eventually, Brutus turns up. "Sorry I'm late, Caesar - there was a traffic accident - chariots all over the place. What's the score?"
Caesar replied
Eight - two Brute.
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Re: THE DAILY YOKE
by suffolk » September 4th, 2019, 2:26 pm
“I am not lost, for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.” —Winnie-the-Pooh
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